dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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