And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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