Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
