is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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