I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
