So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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