is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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