You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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