I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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