It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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