This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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