He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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