would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
