just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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