it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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