It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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