Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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