Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Randomize
