I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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