yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
