We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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