Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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