Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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