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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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