everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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