Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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