so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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