I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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