went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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