what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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