So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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