spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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