My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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