his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Randomize