so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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