her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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