I will die if light touches me.
just tell him i said nine months
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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