I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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