She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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