You can't special order awesome
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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