and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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