I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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