holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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