He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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