people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm at about main and main street
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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