Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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