Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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