It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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