Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm always down for nudity.
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