Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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