I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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